You know you're an urbanite when...

you get excited by seeing more than ten stars in the sky.

there are multiple ways of getting from point a to point b.

your workplace has more employees than some small villages.

on voting day, if you accidentally go to the wrong polling place, it's no big deal, because the correct polling place is only one block away.

there are more cats than people in your neighborhood.

you and some of your neighbors capture feral cats, get them spayed or neutered, then release them to live out their natural lives without producing new cats.

you go out to dinner, you spend more time deciding where to eat than actually going out to eat.

you don't need an alarm clock: you are awakened every morning by the whistles of the school crossing guards and/or construction equipment.